First Week At Work

1. Smile and Smile and ..... you guessed it ...... SMILE

2. Everyone looked serious. Because they are seriously concentrating on the job. Because every project is very important to the company. No, not because they are unfriendly to you on purpose. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know.

3.  Whoa.... lunch is PRICEY in town.

4. Ooops.... made a wrong turn.... AGAIN....... where is my office??????

5. No, you don't need your access card to get out of the office, small-town girl. Because you used it to get in in the first place.

6. Whoa ..... formal office wear is PRICEY.

7. Wow. The bosses here actually know how to operate Microsoft programs. They are REAL.

8. Don't be too eager to show your efficiency, you'll end up tripping over yourself. If you've got it, you can't hide it.

9. There is a reason why the windows can't be opened. They don't encourage suicides during work.

10. Start asking questions if you are not sure. It's ok to be humbled by serious organisations, these people walk the talk.

11. Be positive.

12. Show interest in the issues and read up on the internet if you don't have the basics.

13. Be nice to everyone, don't be over-sensitive or over defensive.

14. Just relax and try have a good time.